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Life is like a simile.
A metaphor is like a simile.
Thou hast the most unsavoury similes.
Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out
A simile is just a metaphor with the scaffolding still up.
A good simile,--as concise as a king's declaration of love.
A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle.
I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.
Looking for an entirely reliable informant is like looking for a chaste mistress.
Similes prove nothing, but yet greatly lighten and relieve the tedium of argument.
Telling someone about what a symbol means is like telling someone how music should make them feel.
Good similes depend upon close observation. They depend upon brevity and wit....They have to fit in context.