Everyone deserves a shot....and some deserve to be shot.

Play the shot you've got the best chance of playing well.

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

Don't wait until you are a big shot to do big shot things.

I believe that shows should be shot where they take place.

Normally, however, I try to avoid repetitions of any shot.

You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.

I shot a couple of movies in jail, but I was never in jail.

I'm about to be shot 150 feet up in the air. I feel queasy!

You're a chip shot away from everything you've ever wanted.

They only can shoot a body but they cannot shoot my dreams.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

I felt like if I wasn't around, maybe my shot would be gone.

If I knew how much you loved me, I would’ve shot you sooner.

I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.

The more innocent they are, the more they deserve to be shot.

I swear to God, if I get shot again, Indigo will strangle me.

I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.

I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot.

If you are allergic to alcohol... can you take shots for that?

I made a film where nobody got shot and nobody went to see it.

Ronald Reagan defeated Soviet communism without firing a shot.

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!

A shot is only as every as good as how well it tells the story.

The only shots you can be sure of are those you've had already.

I'm not against taking shots, but I am against taking bad shots.

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking.

He has a great pass, great vision, great shot, great everything.

Have them all shot. I don't want any of my workers dissatisfied.

Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!

No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Making shots counts, but not as much as the people who make them.

I’m willing to meet my creator and answer every shot that I took.

You can never prepare yourself enough to see your mug shot and DUI.

Everyone working 40 hrs a week should have a shot at a decent life.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Swinging harder with a longer club almost always leads to bad shots.

Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail.

My team calls all the shots out of the ring, I call them in the ring.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

We don't curse at Shots Studios, and we send a very positive message.

Are you looking into Joe Biden's supposed botox shots in his forehead?

If movies are set in New York, they really should be shot in New York.

Whats in the movie compared to what we shot is the tip of the iceberg.

I like using a 75-percent swing for wedge shots instead of full force.

If it was up to the studio, everything would be shot with a camcorder.

Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.

Believe it or not, when I get in contention I can still hit the shots.

I'm sticking with the Heinekens, but doing a few shots here and there.

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