She glances at the photo, and the pilot light of memory flickers in her eyes.

I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Oh, the summer night, Has a smile of light, And she sits on a sapphire throne.

When I was 10 years old my mom used to play Tupac while she cleaned the house.

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

My mom cooks traditional Albanian food for every holiday. She's an amazing cook.

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.

She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

You may drive out nature with a pitchfork, yet she'll be constantly running back.

Rubina and I have been together since so long, and she understands me completely.

If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.

A really strong woman accepts the war she went through and is ennobled by her scars.

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.

My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.

She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the mastery of life.

Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do.

Woman is a ray of God. She is not that earthly beloved: she is creative, not created.

My best friend just had a baby, and she's my age. So I'm a godmom now, which is crazy.

I just think it looks so cool when a woman has a dirty martini. She looks so powerful.

If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

When people say, 'She's got everything', I've got one answer - I haven't had tomorrow.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

I met Sue Perkins at the Footlights, where she brought the house down at the auditions.

When a woman tells the truth she is creating the possibility for more truth around her.

I love Sia and how she hides her face. If I could pull off doing that, I totally would.

When my girl do better than me, I still win. When I do better than her, she still wins.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

Agriculture not only gives riches to a nation, but the only riches she can call her own.

A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

Neha is such a positive person and spreads such good vibes in all the lives she touches.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

And then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.

She's always there for me when I need her; She's my best friend; she's just my everything.

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

Edith Piaf knocked my socks off when I was 8, but I didn't know what she was singing about.

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

I would like to be remembered as someone who did the best she could with the talent she had.

My mother made wonderful cheesecake. She loved cheesecake. She ate it every day of her life.

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