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Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
The whole sex symbol or babe thing doesn't bother me.
At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Cautious of the flood so I always lay the right pipe.
The soul has neither sex, nor caste nor imperfection.
Eat your alcohol, or you won't get nonconsensual sex!
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
Sex was a pleasurable form of exercise, like dancing.
Homeliness is the best guard of a young girl's virtue.
My idea of the ideal sex education site doesn't exist.
Sex scenes are always a little uncomfortable at first.
Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation.
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either.
I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill.
I have never had sex with that woman, Hillary Clinton.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
Once you see your nature, sex is basically immaterial.
Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.
What is it with you, sex, and modes of transportation?
My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
Once sex rears its ugly 'ead it's time to steer clear.
The two sexes mutually corrupt and improve each other.
I think same sex couples should be able to get married.
Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
I became a total yes. We don't even have names anymore.
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
To be honest, I really don't like being the sex object.
Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.
Same-sex marriage will lead to "fathers marrying sons."
Every time it starts to snow, I would like to have sex.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
How alike are the groans of love to those of the dying.
Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease.
My personal feeling is that oral sex is against nature.
I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.
Sex problems never are, they are troubles of the heart.
The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth.