If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

There is a fundamental flaw in interpretations of sharia that say a woman or man should be punished for sex outside of marriage.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

The love of one's own sex is precious, for it is neither provoked by vanity nor retained by flattery; it is genuine and sincere.

War of the Worlds is rated PG-13. Much of the earth's population is wiped out, leaving very little time for sex or bad language.

When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

One can only snort so many ants and have so much sex before one starts to long for the comfort and companionship of a good book.

America being behind France in upward mobility is a little bit like France being behind America in Croissants and Afternoon Sex.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view.

I am happy to debate the past with the Prime Minister... I have a big dossier on his past, and I did not even have to sex it up.

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

Whenever I hear a man talking of the advantages of our ill-used sex, I look upon it as the prelude to some new act of authority.

The thing is girls will always say you're lying when you say you had sex with them when you're lying about having sex with them.

At night when you're asleep, self-hatred's going to creep in. And you can blame it on the devil, the one who's bed you sleep in.

No one has actually gone further than The Sex Pistols, I don't think, in that cultural music arena. They still challenge people.

A girl should not expect special privileges because of her sex, but neither should she "adjust" to prejudice and discrimination.

Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.

Most sex doesn't really bring people together. You have to reach a certain level of connection, I think, and that's pretty rare.

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image.

Reese Witherspoon is as cute as a button on Raggedy Ann's overalls, but irresistible raw sex appeal is not one of her qualities.

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend.

Freud was way off base in considering sex the fundamental motivation. The ruling passion in men is minding each other's business.

What I want to do is protect the religious liberties of those who believe that opposing same-sex marriage is part of their faith.

A liberal is a person who sees a fourteen-year-old girl performing sex acts onstage and wonders if she's being paid minimum wage.

Sex has to do with imagination, so the sky is the limit. If you're not doing bodily harm, why shouldn't you do what turns you on?

If exposure of a nude body is thought to incite relations between the sexes, well, what of it. We want a large population anyway.

Being a black woman, I've often felt I've been judged by my sex and my race, and I have always known that it shouldn't hamper me.

Men can be sex symbols and also earn respect for their professional accomplishments, and the same standard should apply to women.

You shouldn't take pride in your natural talents any more than you should take pride in your sex, your race or color of your hair

Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.

Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.

The Rubicons which women must cross, the sex barriers which they must breach, are ultimately those that exist in their own minds.

When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.

Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body's totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.

No sex, age, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one vastly beneath the rank of man.

Time has driven out sex and money as the central issues. Now if it could only drive out the issue of power we would be somewhere!

There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals behind him.

It's the one thing we can all relate to no matter what religion, what color, what nationality: we can all relate to sex and love.

It doesn't matter what color, sex, religion, age, sexual orientation, etc., everyone should have the same freedoms and liberties.

The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

Sex wasn't God's big mistake. Judging against sex was humanity's big mistake. Pleasure is as divine as any cathedral, any temple.

Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.

Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?

The problem with TV today is not just too much sex, violence, profanity, dishonesty or crude behavior. It is too much TV, period.

'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm. That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?'

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