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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.
On Masters of Sex, especially in the pilot, everybody was showing up word-perfect, and youre expected to show up word-perfect.
Never invest so much in anyone romantically that you lose your head. The Buddha of casual sex, I remain detached at all costs.
A king is always a king - and a woman always a woman: his authority and her sex ever stand between them and rational converse.
You have to be born a sex symbol. You don't become one. If you're born with it, you'll have it even when you're 100 years old.
Sex in space (Earth included) far exceeds our wildest imaginations, and is more than a big bang, that's for sure, it's cosmic.
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds.
we all grow up thinking our parents found us under cabbage leaves and that sex didn't exist before our personal coming-of-age.
I come before you to declare that my sex are entitled to the inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.
It's what I say all the time to my girls in the office here: The more they dress for sex, the less they will have love or sex.
Let's face it: If a son of God was ever born, it was because of this wonderful sex act that Joseph and Mary enjoyed one night.
If I was on Game of Thrones, I think the nudity and sex questions would probably get irritating, but this is a show about sex.
The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?
Money is color-blind, race-blind, sex-blind, degree-blind, and couldn't care less who brought you up or in what circumstances.
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.
I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
I think a lot of women, in the way that they might attach emotion to sex, attach emotion to food, in a different way than men.
It appears to me that our sex is only discussed publicly in a derogatory manner. The respectable woman is doomed to anonymity.
I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex.
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.
Sex appeal is in the workplace every day of the week. I'm not saying that's the only calling card, but it's a whole crayon box.
This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.
[On gay ban in the military:] Heroism, I believe, is a trait that does not know race, color, creed, sex, or sexual orientation.
Shouldn't homophobic politicians and anti-gay bullies be presumed to be gay until they get caught up in a straight sex scandal?
When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
And never, ever, no matter what else you do in your whole life, never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.
I knew I didn't want to put anything down in writing about the first time that I had sex. I knew that I didn't want to do that.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
There is no instinct that has been so maligned, suppressed, abused, and distorted by religious teaching as the instinct of sex.
My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked - just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.
What I wanted most of all was to use sex as a weapon to allure, subjugate, and, if possible, destroy the personality of others.
We are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.
As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.
It is very important to have deep friendships of the opposite sex to learn so much about yourself and what you need as a human.
If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.
Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.
Equity knows no difference of sex. In its vocabulary the word man must be understood in a generic, and not in a specific sense.
Sexuality, and sexual orientation - regardless of orientation - is just natural. An act of sex is one of the most human things.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.
I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.
The experience of directing yourself in a sex scene is, in a way, great. It's the fantasy we all have in our lives all the time.
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
I've been out with some extremely beautiful women who have had no sex appeal whatsoever. It really is a lot more than skin deep.