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If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I'd retire - like Secretariat.
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.
When you're young, you think that sex is the culmination of intimacy. Later you discover that it's barely the beginning.
I know that family life in America is a minefield, an economic trap for women, a study in disappointment for both sexes.
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
Live music is the most primal form of energy release you can share with other people besides having sex or taking drugs.
I've always felt there are three sexes: men, women, and actors. And actors combine the worst qualities of the other two.
I don't want to judge anyone's sex life - but I worry that those are the only options we are giving to our young people.
Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.
The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.
With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.
I mean there's that awesome quote where Joanne Woodward said, 'Acting is like sex: you should do it, not talk about it.'
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
What are all the orgies of Bacchus when compared to the intoxication of someone who completely surrenders to continence!
Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
Clint Eastwood's sex therapist, who said to Clint, Do it any which way you can, but no sudden impact. Never got a dinner!
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
Nearly everything that was fun, of course, was also a little dangerous: riding roller coasters, skydiving, gambling, sex.
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy.
Sex has the unparalleled power to make us absurd to ourselves. It also has the power to make us understand transcendence.
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
SEX! Now that I have your attention... Please try to meditate at least 15 minutes, every day. You know it's good for you.
It was a feeling of loyalty to our own sex and an enthusiasm to have every degradation that was put upon our sex removed.
Women want to talk first, connect first, then have sex. For men, sex is the connection. Sex is man's language of intimacy
New York accepts everybody. It doesn't matter your sex, color, religion. Everybody works together to create a better life.
Strangers come up to me in bars and tell me about their sex lives. I'm thinking, 'You think I can make it better somehow?'
Wave the flag, wave the Bible, wave your sex or your business degree, whatever you want, just don't wave that thing at me.
To have an interest in both sexes is equally normal. Whether it's practiced or not is something else. Some do. Some don't.
All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
I don't require sex for happiness - I need companionship. I need a partner I can depend on, that I can love and grow with.
The third-date rule [that you need to have sex by the third date] treats sex like it's the down payment on a relationship.
New Yorkers your voices must be heard. Tell your state Congressmen to support same sex marriage bill. All you need is love
When sex becomes conscious it is love, it is no longer lust. Love brings freedom, and lust simply creates prisons for you.
I was raised in a small town. It was so small that our school taught driver's education and sex education in the same car.
The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.
I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood - sex and the dead.
Ask me trivia on 'Sex and the City,' and I will know it. I rewatch it every year. Samantha? Charlotte? Those are my girls.
For a while, the genre seemed to be just about sex and crime. Rappers are storytellers; the stories don't need to be true!
A man knows what he likes, so sex with some men is like sex with a mind reader, someone who knows exactly how you like it.
From an evolutionary point of view, sex is really just a reward mechanism to encourage us to pass on our genetic material.
I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.
When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.
There are ten times as many sex slaves transported around the globe today as agrarian slaves were transported in the 1790s.
I grew up in D.C. but always had a love affair with New York. I did 'Central Park West,' 'Sex and the City,' 'Law & Order.'
I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex.
I was apprehensive. I feared every time I talked about poetry, it would be filtered through the lens of race, sex, and age.