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Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
Right now in Oregon anybody can open a saloon, and hire people to come in and have sex in front of their patrons.
Sex and the City is the opposite of dignity. You have to have dignity for your body - this is with men and women.
Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.
It would be preposterously naive to suggest that a B.A. can be made as attractive to girls as a marriage license.
Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".
There was a poll released yesterday that said most people would rather give up sex than give up their cell phones.
I could have gone for gambling or sex addiction,...But I went for obesity because of the tremendous impact it has.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
The only thing we photographers really want more than life, more than sex, more than anything, is to be invisible.
How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
Marriage may restrict your activity, but it increases your pleasure. It permits sex without shame, fear, or guilt.
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."
Everything reminds Milton of the money supply. Well, everything reminds me of sex, but I keep it out of the paper.
He [the King of Morocco] spends half his time asleep and the rest of it buried between the legs of the fairer sex.
I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?
A lot of guys I know loved Sex and the City. They’ll take it to their grave, but they watched every episode of it.
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and relationship to sex.
Virginity is now a mere preamble or waiting room to be got out of as soon as possible; it is without significance.
My own early crusade for same-sex marriage, for example, is now mainstream gay politics. It wasn't when I started.
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.
Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back!
Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
I do earnestly wish to see the distinction of sex confounded in society, unless where love animates the behaviour.
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.
Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him.
Overemphasis on the sex aspect of morality has led to a neglect of its other aspects and a narrowing of its range.
Once she woke with untamed lover's face between her legs, now he's cooled and stifled and it's she who has to beg.
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom.
The romance stuff is easy. A sex scene... that's hard, because you don't know what to do. Those scenes are awkward.
The Sex Pistols had it all - they had the snarl, they had the I-don't-give-a-crap attitude - plus, they could play.
What is it about sex? Is it the sensations, or is it the meanings and the communication game that's tied into that.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Men who have slandered the opposite sex have usually known women who were cleverer and more virtuous than they are.
I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.
When a woman says she won't, it's a good sign that she will. And when she says she will, it is an even better sign.
If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you.
In 1963 ... The Vatican condemned Dr. No as a 'dangerous mixture of violence, vulgarity, sadism and sex.' Ka-ching!
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.
The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
I am constantly amazed when I talk to young people to learn how much they know about sex and how little about soap.
The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous.
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
I'm not fascinated by sex, by I am fascinated by the protection of women and what we're getting in the Oval Office.
Sex has never been an obsession with me. It's just like eating a bag of crisps. Quite nice, but nothing marvellous.