Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.

We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us.

Jesus warns people far more often about greed than about sex, yet almost no one thinks they are guilty of it.

You can learn more by going to the opera than you ever can by reading Emerson. Like that there are two sexes.

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

Derivatives are like sex. It's not who we're sleeping with, it's who they're sleeping with that's the problem.

If only we could accept that there is no difference between us where human values are concerned. Whatever sex.

If the head is lost, all that perishes is the individual; if the balls are lost, all of human nature perishes.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.

I consider myself an expert on love, sex and health. Without health you can have very little of the other two.

Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the same thing.

That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects.

Sex is a doorway to something so powerful and mystical, but movies usually depict it in a completely flat way.

Sex doesn't interfere with your tennis; it's staying out all night trying to find it that affects your tennis.

We don't say a man's ill if he's crazy about sex, if he can't get enough sex. Why should a woman be different?

The FBI has had a history of sex discrimination complaints brought against it, as well as race discrimination.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

Chasing the sensation. Whether it was drugs or sex or whatever. Those things had become my main focus in life.

Much contention and strife will arise in that house where the wife shall get up dissatisfied with her husband.

We're afraid if girls find out sex is pleasurable they'll stop being gatekeepers, they'll go out and have sex.

People's attitudes about sex aren't healthy anywhere, except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I see the policy of opposing same-sex marriages or unions, whatever you call it, as bigotry or discrimination.

I'm inspired by fashion. I'm inspired by the moonlight. I'm inspired by sex and pornography and slasher films.

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

That's the great thing about a sense of humor and a sex drive, you can't wait to share it with everybody else.

Sex may be private in the way that you make love, but it's not private in the context of the world we live in.

In New England, especially, [faith] is like sex. It's very personal. You don't bring it out and talk about it.

There are some novelists who can get away with writing about sex - Philip Roth, Ian McEwan - but they are rare.

Dame Fortune, like most others of the female sex, is generally most indulgent to the nimble-mettled blockheads.

My parents were open about sex. And my dad makes paintings that have a sexual component and it still scares me.

Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.

Sex with a woman who wants to please a man is nothing compared to sex with a woman who wants to please herself.

Yes, we started out as the Sex Maggots, then became the Goo Goo Dolls, well, and we're still the Goo Goo Dolls!

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

I was never satisfied with casual encounters, I can't hide my need for two hearts that bleed with burning love.

The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.

The thing about sex is not that you're naked physically, but if you do it right, that you're naked emotionally.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

There's no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.

Making eye contact during rough sex is roughly the equivalent of trying to read Dostoyevsky on a rollercoaster.

The haughty woman who can stand alone, and requires no leaning-place in our hearts, loses the spell of her sex.

I was living in a house with 11 dogs and all I thought about was dogs. I never had sex with any of them though.

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.

I think that sex, drugs, art and religion very much overlap with one another and sometimes one becomes another.

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll is all my brain and body need. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll is very good indeed.

The inscrutable laws of sex have so arranged that even a timid woman is not afraid of a fierce and haughty man.

I'll be over there, shawty I'll be over there. I'll be hitting all the spots that you aint even know was there.

Nothing contemporary is as extreme or as strongly stated as what the Sex Pistols were able to do in their time.

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