A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

I've laid down with love and woke up with lies. What's it all, worth only the heart can measure.

Freud said that everything was secretly sexual. But etymologists know that sex is secretly food.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

The jokes that take my last name and equate them to a sex act ... is a really cruel thing to do.

My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.

Do I look like a sex-symbol or a pin-up boy? It's just that my father presented me like a dream.

There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.

Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.

Adultery is not about sex or romance. Ultimately, it is about how little we mean to one another.

I'm passionate about being an actor, but I'm definitely not passionate about being a sex symbol.

I think when you put sex and spirituality in the same bottle and shake it up, bad things happen.

Redheads are said to be children of the moon, thwarted by the sun and addicted to sex and sugar.

I know I walk a fine line between being a respected actor and being what they call a sex symbol.

It's not like I go out there to be a sex symbol. I mean, it's nice of course - but embarrassing.

I am very strong & robust & not of the delicate sex nor of the fair but of the deficent in look.

Being a sex symbol isn't cool unless you're in love with a girl, and she calls you a sex symbol.

Sex is always good, isn't it? Well, actually it's not always good, but it's always a good thing.

61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.

What Sex and the City did for sex and relationships, Lipstick Jungle does for success and power.

I always wanted to do something that revolves around the darker side of sex, the pressure of it.

No way, because there's love relationships, there's sex relationships and then there's the band.

What part of no don't you understand. To put it plain and simple, I'm not into one night stands.

I don't think being obsessed with sex is any stranger than being obsessed with stamp collecting.

I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance.

Sexuality throws no light upon love, but only through love can we learn to understand sexuality.

men demand everything and are not satisfied until sex blinds them into thinking they have got it.

The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.

I'm not ashamed to admit that occasionally I've found myself aroused by my own depictions of sex.

Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married.

Retrospectively, I would agree with Luis Bunuel that sex without sin is like an egg without salt.

I might do a solo album, maybe do covers, or do an acoustic thing. No Sex Pistols tours, nothing!

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming.

When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.

There is nothing like early promiscuous sex for dispelling life's bright mysterious expectations.

For years they have been using the role of 'sex object' as a cover while they spied out the land.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room.

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

Storms are sex. They exist alongside and are indifferent to words and description and dissection.

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

Feminism liberated women from the natural dignity of their sex and turned them into inferior men.

Updike was the first to take the penile sensorium under the wing of elaborate metaphorical prose.

I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn't

To my mind, the two most fascinating subjects in the universe are sex and the eighteenth century.

There can be no difference between same-sex couples and opposite-sex couples anywhere in the USA.

It's not really cool any more to have sex all the time. It's cooler to be strong and independent.

Glorifying violence is terrible. Simulating sex is nothing - it's something so impersonal really.

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.

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