There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.

Most of the sex I've seen on the screen looks like an expression of hostility towards sex.

Serial killing is not about sex at all, but about power and control and revenge on society.

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.

I don't think women are interesting enough to merit a book. They're more of a pamphlet sex.

Gluttony and Lust are the only sins that abuse something that is essential to our survival.

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Extra-marital sex is as overrated as pre-marital sex. And marital sex, come to think of it.

Love of beauty is really only the sex instinct, which nothing but complete union satisfies.

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.

Maybe it's sex appeal, but there's something about an airplane that drives investors crazy.

I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.

Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.

Today, idols are not made of wood, stone, or brass. They are made of money, sex, and power.

Let's make sure that we are working for age-appropriate sex education in our school system.

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

Equal rights for the sexes will be achieved only when mediocre women occupy high positions.

It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.

For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on good solid lies about sex

Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental.

I read "The Group" by Mary McCarthy. It had tons of sex in it, or so I thought at the time.

One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour.

What kind of guy goes to every city, has sex with every girl, then he goes and catches HIV.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass.

I don't know that sex always has to have feelings, but I think that friendship always does.

I believe that there are moments in sex that are so awesome that they actually reflect God.

There is no female mind. The brain is not an organ of sex. As well speak of a female liver.

People generally have sex fairly young, and probably younger than they should be having it.

Sports is to war as pornography is to sex. We get to exercise some ancient, ancient drives.

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.

Sex is a sideshow in the world of the animal, for the dominant color of that world is fear.

Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex.

As to sex, the original pleasure, I cannot recommend too highly the advantages of androgyny.

All that separates, whether of race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

Feminist: A person who believes in the social, political and economic equality of the sexes.

Whatever a man thinks about sex, you can be sure that he thinks about sex almost constantly.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.

"After all," as a pretty girl once said to me, "women are a sex by themselves, so to speak."

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