Of course I'm going to be labeled as a sex symbol. I made my bed, and I'm sleeping in it.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

What a strange world this is when you can have as much sex as you like but love is taboo.

Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.

It is in the interests of both sexes to hear the other sex's experience of powerlessness.

Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine?

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.

Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret.

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.

I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex.

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

I sometimes think novelists write about sex in order to avoid boring themselves to death.

All the great mystical religions put a strong emphasis on the redeeming qualities of sex.

I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!

Sex is the most respectable and holy thing in all creation, the most serious act in life.

Sex is not a sin. Many people have complained that this is taking all the fun out of sex.

All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married and every night, it's the same sex.

I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over.

A Total Woman caters to her man's special quirks, whether it be in salads, sex, or sports.

Spock was the sex symbol. A lot of people think it was Kirk. But, no, it was really Spock.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Great sex is wonderful while it's happening, but who remembers great sex they had in 1983?

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.

I was thinking as I bent over to receive my injection, next time I'm gonna use protection.

I think it's sort of disrespectful to the partner you're having sex with to talk about it.

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

At the end of the day, no one knows everything about sex, we all have things we can learn.

Words cannot describe the indignation a proud woman feels for her sex in disfranchisement.

I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.

Managing people's sex lives is something that I don't think is a good role for government.

I favor legalizing same-sex marriages, and would fight efforts to prohibit such marriages.

I love work because it keeps sex in perspective. Otherwise, it can become a preoccupation.

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

I actually grew up thinking that sex was absolutely terrifying and that it would kill you.

God knows if you could start a new sex act that's more important than making a good movie.

No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.

The best approach to sex for girls is, quote,'lying on your back and thinking of England.'

When I think of sex symbols, I think of posters my two sisters had on their bedroom walls.

I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner.

Storytelling is like sex. We all do it naturally. Some of us are better at it than others.

Therefore, sins of sex are punished in this life to a greater degree than some other sins.

My son has followed fashion since he was a punk. He and I agree that fashion is about sex.

Acting is like sex, it’s possible if your partner is bad, but it’s better if they’re good.

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