Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.

A fulfilling sex life is one of the most powerful marital glues a couple can have.

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.

you can take this mouth this wound you want but you can't kiss and make it better.

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?

'Sex and The City' had very strong gag orders as to what we could say and not say.

Your sex have such a surprising animosity against one another, when you do differ.

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

I think most people are very, very much motivated by sex - greed, sex, and hunger.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

There are two things people want more than sex and money - recognition and praise.

... talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife.

Movies have now reached the same stage as sex - it's all technique and no feeling.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly.

It's all sex for me. Politics is sex. Race is sex. It's the novel. It's the novel!

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Sex is a game, a weapon, a toy, a joy, a trance, an enlightenment, a loss, a hope.

When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn't nourish the body - or the soul.

On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

Sex is really only touch, the closest of all touch. And it's touch we're afraid of.

We're still a sexophobic society, afraid of the wrong things for the wrong reasons.

The sexual drive is nothing but the motor memory of previously remembered pleasure.

I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep.

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.

Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer.

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

Souls don't have races or sexes or religions. They are beyond artificial divisions.

I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money.

Gay men may seek sex without emotion; lesbians often end up in emotion without sex.

There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.

The first vice of the first woman was curiosity, and it runs through the whole sex.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

All forms of sexual loving become acceptable if the lovers wear togas or wolfskins.

The profound divergences of opinion on war and peace had been shown to know no sex.

Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

Every time I ask questions about sex, I always end up asking questions about death.

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

Boredom turns a man to sex, a woman to shopping, and it drives newscasters berserk.

Our sex still strikes an awe upon the brave, And only cowards dare affront a woman.

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

I love the Sex Pistols. I'm a big Beach Boys fan and a huge Zeppelin and Queen fan.

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.

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