Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn't be having it.

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.

And at some point who's to say that you cannot have sex with a child some point.

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

But there's so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on.

I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't.

The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

As far as I'm concerned, the sexiness, the sex symbol, it's not a consideration.

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

A man's jealousy is a social institution; a woman's prostitution is an instinct.

There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken in when they marry.

In the 1920's it was legs. My God, women hadn't shown their legs for 2000 years.

The art of these Fifties movies was in sustaining forever the moment before sex.

I'm for a high libido president! I applaud him if he gets up and picks up women.

She [Bettie Page] was a traumatized person, but she did have an active sex life.

Pornography takes all the reality out of sex and Disney does that to family life.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

I'm a writer who never writes about sex. It's so far from my own fictional world.

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

When I have sex with my husband, I fantasize I am with a petite, hot young woman.

Flying makes me feel like a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a stack of $20 bills.

Dancing is the only activity in which almost all ages and both sexes participate.

Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

The best revenge, like the best sex, is performed slowly, and with the eyes open.

One night love affair, pretending we don't care, and now we're left with nothing.

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex.

My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

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Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don't have to be good at them to enjoy them.

Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.

A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but to keep her pleasant.

Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

A TV evening with the right person can be more erotic than sex with the wrong one.

The category of sex is the political category that founds society as heterosexual.

Sex becomes violent when you eliminate all the sentiments... voila, it gets crude.

Other than sex, two things bring people together; economic transactions and booze.

We have so much separation between feeling the emotional and physical side of sex.

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