Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.

Every city has a sex and age which have nothing to do with demography.

But, you know, sex is controversial, it just is and it always will be.

Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.

Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee.

Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Passions are the speech of our bodies, they are our vitality speaking.

Young girls giggle with nervous delight at the erections they inspire.

I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

You can be enticed by food, wooed by food, sex, money, or instruments.

Watching Dawson's creek 'til I fall asleep. It's harder than it seems.

Collecting is like sex; satisfaction renews and creates new appetites.

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

She represented the distilled essence of the battle between the sexes.

We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually.

Smother me in your hot sauce woman until smoke comes from your thighs.

Sexuality is not a leisure or part-time activity. It is a way of being.

Fifty percent of life in the NBA is sex. The other 50 percent is money.

The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy.

I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex.

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

Those against same-sex marriage aren't thinking straight (or are they)?

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

Friendship admits of difference of character, as love does that of sex.

Sex is natural, sex is good/Not everybody does it, but everybody should

Do you know what would keep me in Brazil, no matter what happened? Sex!

Technically it's not premarital sex if you don't plan on marrying them.

Cinema without risk is like having no sex and expecting to have a baby.

Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man.

There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better.

It's very hard for a man to ask questions about sex. The smart ones do.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

Sexuality is an expression of our spirituality. Sex makes you get real.

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.

It is hard to speak of sex without being clinical, brutal, or romantic.

I rejected the notion that my race or sex would bar my success in life.

The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.

The greatest dramas in the world are all about sex, violence and death.

I always felt there was kind of a millennial aspect to The Sex Pistols.

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.

The Gulf War was like teenage sex. We got in too soon and out too soon.

Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.

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