In my songs, the sex is all subliminal. It's subliminal, spiritual.

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.

The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.

Love is more than a one way reflection, stop using sex as a weapon.

Whatever your sex fantasy is with your partner, consider it normal.

I'm aware that people see me as a sex symbol. But I know I can act.

Some people have a desire to be with the same sex. But that's them.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.

Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.

When you get to mixing sex and religion, it will make anybody crazy.

I am not especially defined by my sex life, nor complete without it.

Familiarity with your lover is what initially makes sex really good.

Of the opposite sex, I have the moustache and, in general, the face.

Sex should be a deepening of communication, not a substitute for it.

Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.

The evolution of sex is the hardest problem in evolutionary biology.

I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life.

Great food is similar to great sex. Extra you have greater you want.

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.

I don't think that I am a sex symbol, although it's very flattering.

Most women are more into real estate than sex. They want to own you.

God wants us to have love. We must be careful not to settle for sex.

Sex and drugs were simply not discussed in our culture at that time.

You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky.

It is much more easy to accuse the one sex than to excuse the other.

We have so much sex in our media that's disassociated from emotions.

Sometimes sex is just a way to escape having to talk to that person.

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.

Sex and the City was about looking for Mr Big and trying to find him.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

Sex, death and war. And justice. There's no shortage of lyrics there.

You wouldn't think sex could actally be a workout, but if done right.

The most important thing is playoff sex.....er....um...I mean success

The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

Plenty of guys are good at sex, but conversation, now there's an art.

Americans spend more money on music than on sex or prescription drugs

Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be.

Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.

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