Playboy was founded on the notion that nice girls like sex too.

You watch yourself age and it's hard to feel like a sex symbol.

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

She could have a Grammy I'd still treat her ass like a nominee.

The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Everybody loves you when you're easy, so don't disappoint them.

Reading is like the sex act - done privately, and often in bed.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.

Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.

Hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.

You've made love to my mind, now you gotta take me from behind.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

AIDS is still around. Therefore, you have to practice safe sex.

The only burning passion I'm sure I have is the passion for sex.

Writing is the flip side of sex - it's good only when it's over.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."

I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

If you have sex, it should be for you, not for the other person.

Women should stop talking so much during sex. Screaming is okay.

He loved her, free parts and labor. But she broke down and died.

It's hard being the NBA's sex symbol, but somebody has to do it.

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.

The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher.

Acting is like sex. You should just do it and not talk about it.

Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.

Androgyny suggests a spirit of reconciliation between the sexes.

I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school.

we have invented sex guilt to take our minds off the real thing.

Solutions: Seek an understanding of the other sex's best intent.

We tend to connect bad food and bad habits with romance and sex.

If sex is a war, I am a conscientious objector: I will not play.

A healthy sex life. Best thing in the world for a woman's voice.

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.

The only burning passion I'm sure I have, is the passion for sex.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

I think there's a real sex appeal to vampires. They're very sexy.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Sex is the seed, love is the flower, compassion is the fragrance.

It's hard to write sex because it's hard to write desire, period.

Transform your sex into love, and transform your love into prayer

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

My idea of a vacation is to rest quietly in the shade of a blond.

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.

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