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Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it
They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.
Atheism is not a religion. Abstinence is not a sex position.
I'm standing naked before you. Don't you want more than sex?
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
What comes first in a relationship is lust - then more lust.
Which do I prefer? Sex or chess? It depends on the position.
It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Couples who rarely or never have sex can know lifelong love.
When I think about sex it makes me realise how alone I feel.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Men and women just look at sex in very, very different ways.
Blonds look angelic, but can (oh, happy!) be fleshy as well.
I would never imagine a mate based on a certain sex or race.
Get on up, stay on the scene, get on up, like a sex machine.
The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.
The Media: bold sex and violence, timid politics and morals.
There is more difference within the sexes than between them.
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.
There's nothing I like more than football ...except for sex.
I like not only to be loved, but also to be told I am loved.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Women are not the richer sex. Women are not equal in society.
People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.
Shaking hands with the strangers of opposite sex is forbidden
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
What is the one thing that 43% of men prefer over sex? Bacon!
Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.
If your life at night is good, you think you have everything.
Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
To me the term "sexual feedom" meant freedom from having sex.
If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.
I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.
Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.
Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.
The more mind is filled with chattering, more sex has appeal.
Sex is not only the basis of life, it is the reason for life.
It's just like sex; when [a book is] finished, it's finished.
We have had triumphs, we have made mistakes, we have had sex.
Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.
It is not easy to be a pretty woman without causing mischief.
A bull market is like sex. It feels best just before it ends.
There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.
I've become more conservative about sex as I've gotten older.