Shrillness is not the inevitable curse of the fairer sex.

The best time of day for sex is anytime because it's sex.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

Discriminating against same-sex couples just isn't right.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.

Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

If you don't like Corvettes, you don't like sex and money.

I'm also a sex demon. I didn't go blind when I took a mate

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Writing about sex turns out to be just writing about life.

I have sold more books on physics than Madonna has on sex.

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope

Nah, I've done sex scenes before, you know, like in video.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Mick Jagger, his face was very new. It became a sex symbol

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.

Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.

I suspect Reuben Abati is the product of same sex marriage

Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.

Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.

The finest people marry the two sexes in their own person.

What man can pretend to know the riddle of a woman's mind?

I've always thought that sex and horror belonged together.

The brain is viewed as an appendage of the genital glands.

In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Men don't pay you for sex, they pay you to leave after sex.

This is serious business, sex, violence, and rock and roll.

I love 'Sex and the City;' I think I've seen every episode.

Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

Sex energy is the creative energy of all creative geniuses.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

I am always hungry and wanting to have sex. This is a fact.

Women always find their bitterest foes among their own sex.

Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.

She never ever lost her head even when she was giving head.

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

Every sex scene is always, without a doubt, terribly funny.

Mick Jagger, his face was very new. It became a sex symbol.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

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