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Give me a scotch, I'm starving.
Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it.
If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.
The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.
I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch
Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?
If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country.
I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
I'm half Scotch-Irish on both sides, and when I lose my temper-brother, I go.
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.
I'm all in favor of getting grants for musicians. Or any other good brand of Scotch.
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart.
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
If the day's writing has been particularly good or particularly bad, a glass of scotch will be involved.
I would always see my dad who was a big scotch drinker just enjoying his scotch with one ice cube or neat.
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.
I am one who fights without a knack of hoping confidentlysimply a Scotch-Irishman who will not be conquered.
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.