England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.

As a kid I couldn't afford any Jordans, so I didn't get my first pair until my last year of high school. They were Air Jordan 9s.

I was always told at school that you had to have a back-up plan, but all I ever wanted to do was act. There was no plan B for me.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Schools attempt to take credit for what occurs naturally, and blame others for the negative consequences of institutionalization.

I came out of school just at the time regional theater was first expanding. All of a sudden, lots of new companies needed actors.

I grew up in a high school where it was very conservative, and I felt like people disapproved of me, and I felt like an outsider.

No school can work well for children if parents and teachers do not act in partnership on behalf of the children's best interests

I was always made to work at a very early age. I finished school at 4 P.M. and by 5 P.M. I was working. It was seven days a week.

I was lucky enough to have parents that took me out from country to country and go to school and learn how to be a better person.

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

[The notion of separating church and state with such policies as disallowing prayer in public schools] is a deception from Satan.

The apex of my civic pride and personal contentment was reached on the bright September morning when I entered the public school.

Iran wants the money. And I don't believe they want it for roads or hospitals or schools, I believe they want it for more terror.

It's nothing. A school project. My go-to answer for anything. Staying out late? School project. Need extra money? School project.

The teachers liked me. In grade school, they make you copy pictures from books. I think the first one was Robert Louis Stevenson.

I know a great country that needs to be rebuilt in terms of roads, bridges, schools. That is called the United States of America.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

Maybe this will be the beginning of a trend? Flat taxes, cutting foreign aid, a referendum on Europe, grammar schools. Who knows?

If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.

I, as a young guy getting out of music school, I didn't like the prospect of spending my life writing music for about 200 people.

What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows.

In drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters.

Without God, life is like a school without a teacher. It is a wire with no current passing through it; it is a body with no soul.

When I went to high school, in the late 1970s, disco was in full swing and anyone who was into it dressed the part. I know I did.

I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think they are both pumping gas now.

I was born in San Antonio, TX, but moved to Lakewood, CO in elementary school. Then, I moved to Valley Center, CA in high school.

I did regret not graduating high school, but I made a point of going back and getting my GED later. It was important for my kids.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

The purpose of schools should not be to prepare students for more school. We should be seeking to have fully engaged students now

There was a time when I was in this private school and the kids were so conservative and close-minded that it was just appalling.

Name and fame! to fly sublime Through the courts, the camps, the schools Is to be the ball of Time, Bandied in the hands of fools.

Each country thinks its school is in a specific crisis, without ever linking the school's crisis to that of the society around it.

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.

When I was in NYU Film School I drove a taxi in New York for two years, I felt like I owned my own business with that little taxi.

I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.

I feel like my sixteenth birthday and the time I graduated from high school, and the first time I flew solo all wrapped up in one.

I did a lot of theater when I was in high school and college. I also did stand-up in college, so it was always part of what I did.

So I never had trouble getting work or working or doing - I always worked. I worked when I went to college. I worked after school.

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school

The rivers of America will run with blood filled to their banks before we will submit to them taking the Bible out of our schools.

Innovators and creative geniuses cannot be reared in schools. They are precisely the men who defy what the school has taught them.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.

My kids going to school and teachers denying my kids the grades that they should have once they found out that I was their father.

When you introduce into our schools a spirit of emulation, you have present the keenest spur admissible to the youthful intellect.

Before high school ended, I started applying to college. It really wasn't even a choice because of the brainwashing of my parents.

It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.

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