Everyone probably says this, but my favorite athlete is Tony Hawk. I'd really love to meet him.

My wife wants me to eat fish; she says it is delicious. But I don't like fish, so that is that.

If someone says I can't do something, I always think I'm going to totally do this to annoy you.

I'm terrified about the day that I enter the gates of heaven and God says to me, just a minute.

Time is money says the proverb, but turn it around and you get a precious truth. Money is time.

If Sir Alex says, 'Listen, I want you to play for my team,' it's very difficult not to say yes.

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

If he is convicted, Dr. Kevorkian says he will die a martyr's death by going on a hunger strike.

When Warren Buffett says the sun shines out of somebody's backside, it's worth paying attention.

What is the difference between fashion and style? Fashion says, 'Me, too,' and style, 'Only me.'

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.

I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.

There's no shame in stealing - any actor who says he doesn't is lying. You steal from everything.

I never listen to 'Nevermind.' I haven't listened to it since we put it out. That says something.

As the Republican platforms says, the welfare of the farmer is vital to that of the whole country.

Trust that little voice in your head that says 'Wouldn't it be interesting if...'; And then do it.

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

There's a scripture that says, 'A merry heart doeth good like medicine.' I think that's true, too.

Every time a child says I don't believe in fairies there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

I'm not one of those people who says, 'I never read reviews,' because I don't believe those people.

There's nothing in the Constitution that says the President stops being President in his last year.

When someone says, 'You can't,' what it really means is that they can't - so why should you get to?

I'm riddled with cynicism. Whenever anyone says 'trust me,' the hairs go up on the back of my neck.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

The number one thing I look for in a man is integrity. A man who does what he says he's going to do.

Everybody says we hated the Yankees. We didn't hate the Yankees. We just hated the way they beat us.

It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.

Most fiction says you may or may not be alive tomorrow; science fiction talks often about the future.

This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do.

Most people start eating healthy after the doctor says they have a problem. That's just human nature.

The Big Bang theory says nothing about what banged, why it banged, or what happened before it banged.

The Bible says, 'Judge not lest ye be judged.' Our lives are supposed to be hospitals, not courtrooms.

This generosity that has been offered to the United States says very much about the Venezuelan spirit.

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet. I want to know who the morons are.

If one horror film hits, everyone says, 'Let's go make a horror film.' It's the genre that never dies.

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

If you're playing a character who says whatever he wants, I felt free to say whatever I wanted on set.

They ought to put an amendment to the First Amendment that says there shall also be freedom of hearing.

Just because somebody says no doesn't mean that you have to listen. You can do what you think is right.

Since he sold his team, Eddie Jordan has had nothing to do with F1 except for what he says in the press!

I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.

Don't let anybody fool you who says Islam can be moderated. It will not be moderated in a million years.

There's no rule, no law, no regulation that says you can't come back. So I have every right to come back.

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