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I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
I loved listening to music around the house with my mom on Saturday mornings when we would clean up.
There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity.
The 1920s are the decade that signaled the arrival of a gift that still means a lot to us: Saturday.
I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching 'Scooby Doo.'
From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.
Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny.
It's interesting to play a real-life person who has already been a character on 'Saturday Night Live.'
There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I'm in a 'Saturday Night Live' skit.
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows.
I've watched 'Saturday Night Takeaway' with my family for as long as I can remember, I'm such a huge fan.
'Saturday Night Fever,' Paula Abdul, 'Fame,' Debbie Allen... all affected me and the generation before me.
For a gut punch of nostalgia, consider that Saturday morning cartoons are now largely a thing of the past.
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel.
'Saturday Night Live' was 100% the most surreal TV we've ever done. Leonardo DiCaprio was on the same show.
When it first started, I loved the fact 'This Morning' was an adult version of Saturday morning television.
Very often my weekends are spent performing on Saturday, on stage in the afternoon and again in the evening.
I didn't grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon.
On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor, you're everything.
We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.
I used to go to a Gaelic class on a Saturday morning, but I never felt myself that I could speak it properly.
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'
I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches.
I was a 200-pound defensive back on Saturday, but after the season, I was performing 'Lysistrata' or 'Fences.'
My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path.
Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because 'Saturday Night Takeaway' is basically 'Noel's House Party.'
The people who sadly stay in on a Saturday - and I include myself in there - look forward to 'Match of the Day.'
In New York it seems like there's no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great.
My favorite Saturday, outside any Saturday that Louisiana State University plays football, is the Kentucky Derby.
'Saturday Night Live' has always been, you know, non-partisan - whoever's in power should probably be challenged.
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.
When I was 8 years old, I watched 'Saturday Night Live,' and I always wanted to be on there and be an entertainer.
The thing that I miss more than anything is doing Saturday morning telly. It was the best, best, best three years.
If a guy came up and said 'we got a polka band and we're going to play polkas next Saturday night' I'd play polkas.
I had my life Monday through Friday in school, and then I had my 'real life,' which was my acting class on Saturday.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
We had a saying at Blockbuster: 'If you don't come in on Saturday, don't bother coming in on Sunday.' We worked hard.
I still do love monsters. And when I was a kid, they were really important to me. I couldn't wait for Saturday night.
It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it.
There is so much more to football than what people may see on Saturday and I don't believe in hiding that from people.
I watched 'Land of the Lost' as a kid, you know, incessantly. I loved it. Me and my brother watched it every Saturday.
I'm not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I'd allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right.
I think, for sure, 'Saturday Night Fever' and 'Pulp Fiction' were kind of bookends for - or the pillars of - my career.
If it's Saturday night, and you're sitting on your couch watching 'Showtime at the Apollo,' then you're not a man's man.
The idea of trying to write sketches the same way we did on Saturday Night Live every day would be damn near impossible.
I think that every Saturday, we ought to say, 'My father's a Jew, my mother was a Jew, and I'm a Jew,' with great pride.
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit.
The problem is that a lot of the blues stations are late on Saturday night, and like a lot of people, I ain't no vampire!