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He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.
A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-
He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality.
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
Do you think it's a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
History repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce.
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.
Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor
I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.
Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.
She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.