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The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.
If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic.
Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty.
Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.
If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.
Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.