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The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . .
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.
there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?
The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.
The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television.
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying.
The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.
Success is the best revenge. I always feel women should answer back either with their sarcasm or success.
I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice.
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.
This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.
Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help.
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.
Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.
As a former writer for the 'National Lampoon,' I've probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.