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The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
The truth is simple, you do not die from love. You only wish you did.
I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
It's a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon "launder" became a dirty word.
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it.
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt
Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.