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Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
Computers will understand sarcasm before Americans do.
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.
Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.
Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
I probably carry a fair amount of sarcasm in my daily life.
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
Sarcasm is like cheap wine - it leaves a terrible aftertaste.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.
With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Irish was a man of parts even if some of them didn't work too well.
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.
History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.
Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.
History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.