Santa Quotes - Page 1

• Stephen Lawrence /

Santa was a fake.

• Samuel Butler / Author

Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

• Megyn Kelly / Television Host

By the way, Santa just is white.

• Nell Newman / Actress

I live in a cabin in Santa Cruz.

• Christopher Hitchens / Author

Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults.

• Daniel Handler / Author

The real Santa Claus is at the mall.

• Francis Pharcellus Church /

Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus.

• Sam Allardyce / Football Manager

I'm not going to make a present of Santa.

• Danielle De Niese /

I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!

• Gary Allan / Musical Artist

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

• Nicki Minaj / Rapper

I keep three hoes, But don't'call me Santa

• Jim Butcher / Author

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

• Jim Lovell / Astronaut

Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.

• Mick Foley / Professional Wrestler

Everything that you want Santa to be, he is.

• Burton Malkiel / Economist

It's like giving up a belief in Santa Claus.

• Ludwig Von Mises / Philosopher

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

• Weyes Blood /

I was born in L.A. In Santa Monica, actually.

• Esther Dyson / Journalist

I joined the board of the Santa Fe Institute.

• Tig Notaro / Film Writer

I knew there was no Santa when I was, like, 5.

• Maud Lindsay / Author

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes.

• Rickie Lee Jones / Vocalist

For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.

• Nicki Minaj / Rapper

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer.

• Pierre Desproges / Humorist

Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote.

• Jeremy Sisto / Actor

I wore a Santa hat for a whole year in high school.

• Edith Piaf / Singer

I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

• Jimmy Fallon / Television Host

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

• Courtney Love / Singer-Songwriter

I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!

• Mr. T / Actor

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

• Annie Dillard / Author

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

• Matt Bomer / Actor

I have more faith in Santa Claus now than I do an exec.

• David Remnick / Journalist

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

• Salman Rushdie / Novelist

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

• Baron Davis / Basketball Player

I never saw Black Santa growing up. I would have loved to.

• Maureen Johnson / Author

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.

• John Green / Author

"Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas."

• Conan O'brien / Talk Show Host

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

• Karen Kilgariff /

Santa Barbara's gorgeous. It's just a perfect little getaway.

• Herbert Hoover / 31St U.s. President

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

• Ellen Bass / Poet

I live in Santa Cruz. I moved here in 1974 and couldn't leave.

• Tracy Mcmillan / Television Writer

You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.

• Will Ferrell / Comedian

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

• Matt Barr / Actor

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

• Victor Borge / Comedian

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

• Mick Foley / Professional Wrestler

Everybody has the idea of Santa in their head and in their heart.

• Marisa Miller / Model

When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.

• Jeff Bridges / Actor

Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.

• Jon Stewart / Satirist

Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

• Francis Pharcellus Church /

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

• Judd Nelson / Actor

I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know.

• Trey Parker / Actor

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.