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Enjoy every sandwich.
It was a sh*t sandwich.
I want a sandwich named after me.
I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.
I love salads and vegetable sandwiches.
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
Life is good when you have a good sandwich.
Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!
Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
Anderson isn't qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich
I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches.
Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest
Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich.
What is the past, what is it all for? A mental sandwich?
I want to bring love handles and eating sandwiches back.
Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.
Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich
I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between.
It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
My favorite Subway sandwiches are meatball and chipotle chicken.
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.
You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.
Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he’s the tallest man I’ve ever seen! (Pam)
You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.
The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.
I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.
A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.
I can afford to get Tesco's finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.
When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.
A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.
I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.
Fika is a bit like afternoon tea but with coffee and pastries instead of sandwiches.
It was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches.
Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.
I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
My husband is one of those guys who just loves sandwiches - breakfast, lunch, or dinner!
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.