What she needs,' Tom said aloud 'is a husband.' Agnes said crisply, 'Well, she can't have mine.

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

The Prophet is bound to report the truth occasionally," said Dumbledore, "if only accidentally.

Tammy Faye said, "I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad."

No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.

Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest.'

If Thomas Jefferson had heard us, he probably would have said, 'We shouldn't have free speech.'

Enlarge not thy destiny, said the oracle: endeavor not to do more than is given thee in charge.

Who said that clothes make a statement? What an understatement that was. Clothes never shut up.

You're staring at me," Simon said. "Why are you staring at me? Have I got something on my face?

It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.

She was one of those people who said I don't know anything about music, but I know what I like.

The preacher asked her and she said I do. The preacher asked me, and she said yes he does, too.

I'm not disappointed in [Barack] Obama. He said who he is; he's doing what he said he would do.

And what, Socrates, is the food of the soul? Surely, I said, knowledge is the food of the soul.

"Do not repine, my friends," said Mr. Pecksniff, tenderly. "Do not weep for me. It is chronic."

As I've said, in 2007, we're free to go and we'll just have to do what's best for the business.

She doesn't believe in dogs," Bridget said. "Dogs are hardly an article of faith," Sylvie said.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known

No, I am not afraid; the Lord said he would protect me, and I have full confidence in His word.

Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest'!

How do you manage it, she said, at your age? I told her I'd been saving up for her all my life.

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope, For hope would be hope for the wrong thing.

Said that I was your all and I believed you. That's why it hurts to the core I gotta leave you.

All men are liars, said Roberta Muldoon, who knew this was true because she had once been a man.

It's been said to me that I'm self-destructive because I'll walk away from things that are good.

You’d best ask the lady boffin, sir,” Newkirk said. “Midshipmen aren’t allowed to have opinions.

Fish," the old man said. "Fish, you are going to have to die anyway. Do you have to kill me too?

It was said of Miss Letitia that when money came into her possession it went out of circulation.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

The director of the FBI...said we can't know for certain who these people are coming from Syria.

Wasn't he the one who said you shouldn't trust anybody who calls himself an ordinar man? - Naoko

Freud said that everything was secretly sexual. But etymologists know that sex is secretly food.

When something seems to change in the world, the rishis said, it is really you that is changing.

Now listen, Lam," he said, "you’re a nice egg but you’ve got yourself poured into the wrong pan.

It has been said that arguing against globalization is like arguing against the laws of gravity.

George W. Bush said the reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in.

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.

It is either coincidence piled on top of coincidence," said Hollus, "or it is deliberate design.

When you said the media, the liberals are just being good bots and just doing what they're told.

Nothing is ever the same as they said it was. It's what I've never seen before that I recognize.

"You are fairly smart," I said after a while. "You are fairly good at compliments," he answered.

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.

You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.

It’s not over if you’re still here,” Chronicler said. “It’s not a tragedy if you’re still alive.

When I graduated from high school, the teacher said I was throwing my life away following music.

My great-aunt. . . . said nobody under 18 had any business reading Dickens. . . . She was right.

Everybody always knows something," said Adam, "even if it's something they don't know they know.

I said to Martin Scorsese, 'When are you going to make another film with a woman at the center?'

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