A 401(k) is essentially a basket of mutual funds intended to help people save for retirement.

If anything could have pulled me out of retirement, it would have been an Indiana Jones film.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

Fishing is a pleasure of retirement, yet the angler has the power to let the fish live or die.

I guess I don't really believe in retirement. I believe in shorter days and maybe in weekends!

We're just not ready for the retirement of the Baby Boomers. And we'd better prepare for that.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

My first job after my retirement from baseball was as a narrator for the Eastman Philharmonica.

I want that fifth championship. If that does not present itself, then I'm closer to retirement.

I like to tell people that I finally found something I'm really good at, and that's retirement.

I believe that social security should be a universal retirement guarantee and not means tested.

I'm going to wake up tomorrow and start with not caring how I feel. That's going to feel great.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectations.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

Being sixty-five ... became a crossroads. We said, we have nothing to lose, so we can raise hell.

I pant for retirement and leisure, but am doomed to inexpressible and almost unsupportable hurry.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

We know what's in our Cheerios and in our retirement accounts because the law requires disclosure.

Every time I try to retire, or even think of retiring from acting, my agent comes up with a script.

Retiring' - within that word is 'tiring,' and I'm not tired. I don't believe in retirement, really.

A lot of the money in the stock market is really our national retirement plan, for better or worse.

I'm not in retirement. I just don't want to work so much, and I don't get that many offers any more.

I'm not sure that too many Americans would choose the president to manage their retirement accounts.

The current institutionally provided retirement plans will not cover people's needs upon retirement.

I always likened retirement to falling off a cliff, and then you have to kind of brush yourself off.

The current institutionally provided retirement plans will not cover people's needs upon retirement.

The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and that the true teacher is a learner.

'Retiring' - within that word is 'tiring,' and I'm not tired. I don't believe in retirement, really.

Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.

I'm working for the Lord, and even though the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is.

There is nothing wrong with retirement as long as one doesn't allow it to interfere with one's work.

My retirement date, every time you ask me that, I'm going to say five years. I don't want to retire.

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.

I never had the sense that there was an end: that there was a retirement or that there was a jackpot.

Free... Yes...FREE time Is what retirement brings Leisure, lounging and loafing And other lazy things

how tedious is retirement! You cannot imagine to yourself the monotony with which day comes after day.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Retirement is purgatory for the former sports star. The world outside organized sports is unforgiving.

For these reasons, women tend to rely more heavily on Social Security in their retirement than do men.

In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire.

Our seniors' retirement should never rely on the bull of political promises or the bear of the market.

I think the notion of retirement is just a dreadful, dreadful idea and I hope I never have to do that.

The chief wonder of education is that it does not ruin everybody concerned in it, teachers and taught.

The business of looking good is very difficult. This has often made me consider retirement from films.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Today more people believe in UFOs than believe that Social Security will take care of their retirement.

Today more people believe in UFOs than believe that Social Security will take care of their retirement.

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