The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.

Religion is "so absurd that it comes close to imbecility."

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

In every religion there is love, yet love has no religion.

The truth taught by Jesus Christ is the right way to live.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

On balance the moral influence of religion has been awful.

A religion without mystery must be a religion without God.

Impression minus expression leads to spiritual depression.

religion, like beauty, cannot be experienced in cold blood.

You hate me because I am the embodiment of all your doubts.

Religions are different roads converging to the same point.

Give your life to God; he can do more with it than you can!

The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

Expect great things from God, attempt great things for God.

My religion is a matter solely between my Maker and myself.

Religion has not civilized man, man has civilized religion.

He who prays as he ought will endeavor to live as he prays.

Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

Christ is not valued at all, unless he is valued above all.

The way Kathy Lee needs Regis, that's the way I need Jesus.

All originality and no plagiarism makes for dull preaching.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.

Rule of religion: purpose breathes even in dirt and stones.

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

To be furious in religion is to be irreligiously religious.

To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

To the mass of mankind religion of some kind is a necessity

To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religion all in one.

Primitive societies without religion have never been found.

Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool.

We receive God's grace by humbly admitting that we need it.

Those who are willing to be vulnerable move among mysteries.

Atheism is not a religion. Abstinence is not a sex position.

Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.

Something is wrong when our lives make sense to unbelievers.

Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.

The Bible is the supreme law that all governments must obey.

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.

I love you much less than my God, but much more than myself.

Religion is not in want of art; it rests on its own majesty.

Our Father and Our God, unto thee, O Lord we lift our souls.

The NHS is the closest thing the English have to a religion.

Coincidence is God's way of performing miracles anonymously.

Clergymen have much the same in their breeches as other men.

Religion is the sole technique for the validating of values.

God must hate common people, because he made them so common.

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