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You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
My mom listened to the Beatles and Elvis, a lot of different types of music.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are!
I'm just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I'd be seeing Elvis soon.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
It's pretty amazing to me that my first hit record was an Elvis Presley record.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.