I've been thinking of trying my hand at rap. I've been recording snippets on my BlackBerry.

Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block, I really don't care if you're jealous or not.

To be hip-hop is much more than just rapping in the production. It is more in the attitude.

There's a war going on outside no man is safe from. You can run but you can't hide forever.

Question: Why is that MC's be wack And major labels wanna sign that crap? A-yo...funk that!

So while you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone And defecating on your microphone.

I learned more from Black Star and Black Thought Than I ever did from any class of any sort.

Music just ain't what it used to; We used to have songs that you could shoplift or boost to.

True originator, innovator and creator, Thinkin' independent but I'm sayin' something major.

One step at a time, a man walked on the moon. One record got played, Kool Herc said, 'Boom!'

I believe gangsta rap, as such, in its foundation is simply anti-systemic and transgressive.

Every time the ball drop on New Year's Eve, We toast to more money, we smoke to more cheese.

Maybe I need somebody that could save me From the parts of myself that keep making me crazy.

In many countries, when I gave the name 'Rap Monster,' I often heard that it was 'too much.'

Long as I live large, life will be luxury, Ladies in Lamborghinis...love is like luck to me.

I used to let the olde english 8- suds bubble in the last car of the Franklin Avenue shuttle

Now what Clan you know with lines this ill? Bust shots at Big Ben, like we got time to kill.

I'm really into mainstream rap and R&B, but I never saw myself as intertwined in that world.

You pout like a trout in a drought...can't get out. You want to scream, but fish can't shout.

I got a liberal education. A white guy, rapping as Bugs Bunny, on a quintuple-platinum album.

Wake up: all of that 'crack in the street' talk? It's made up, like 'Jack and the Beanstalk.'

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing If my burglar alarm starts ringing

Why's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer.

I love rap because it talks about pain that comes authentically from the ghetto. It moves me.

I'm building my adult beverage empire the way I built my independent rap label. As my career.

I always do my rap from the outside looking in. Like I do my rap as if I'm looking at me rap.

Let bygones be bygones...but where I'm from, We buy guns and more guns, to give to the young.

I make niggas eat dirt and fart dust, Then give you a $80 gift certificate to Pussies "Я" Us.

Get burnt like a candle, very hard to handle, Do miracles in Nikes like Jesus did in sandals.

Next time you see a brother down Stop and pick him up, Cause you might be the next one stuck.

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.

I just don't want to be rapping forever. I love it, but sometimes you got goals for yourself.

Something that you can't play in your kitchen is rap. It is done in your neighbour's kitchen.

The average rap life is two or three albums. You're lucky to get to your second album in rap!

These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice.

All of my projects are done right because I know the game, and I consider myself a rap expert.

Rap music started because they were bored of other music so they created something really new.

Ya see I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun. You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on!

And to turn it into rap wasn't too difficult besides just rhymin' the last words of each line.

I drink twenty forties, smoke forty blunts, Say a hundred rhymes, and not sound like you once.

So pay attention, it's not hard to decipher, And after the horns, you can check out the Phifer

I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.'

I'm not blowing my own trumpet here, but I made a rap song 20 years ago with Afrika Bambaataa.

I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower, Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour.

There is no better education than rap battling in terms of performance. It makes you fearless.

People say I'm a disgrace to the human race. I love overweight women when they sit on my face.

Tried to put shame in my game to make a name, I'mma put it on a bullet...put it in your brain.

When I came out rapping on my record, a lot of people said, Oh, you just want to be like Puff.

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