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My greatest fear is that the audience will beat me to the punch line.
He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day.
Everybody has a game plan, but the plan changes after the first punch.
Thiago Santos is a guy who can take your belt from you with one punch.
You have to be able to take a punch. A strong neck is really important.
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
Everyone's a world class ground fighter until they get a punch to the face.
Action is a universal language, so everyone understands a punch and a kick.
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
I was surprised at how slow Froch was. We were able to beat him to the punch.
I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.
I'd like the chance to stand in the ring and punch the Undertaker in the face.
It's hard to be a national punch line unless lots of voters have soured on you.
You have to punch hard for knockouts, and to beat me, you have to knock me out.
I like Avenged Sevenfold and Five Finger Death Punch, with whom I did a single.
I feel like I'm small and mighty and pack a powerful punch, just like Tide PODS.
I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.
Professionals don't get writer's block. I can always come up with the punch line.
All it takes is one punch, one big punch, and that could wreck everything for me.
The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap.
Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.
Sometimes my favorite directors are the ones I literally want to punch in the nose.
I like training hard. I like to punch the face. I like getting punched in the face.
My father is a trainer. From childhood, I would watch him train and kick and punch.
Scoring two goals to win a game will hurt an opponent more than a punch in the face.
I get to work out for my job and punch people and wrassle, that's a pretty cool job.
I lost six months of work due to throwing open punches and took a punch on the chin.
Miocic has that knockout punch. I was completely dizzy a few moments when we fought.
Whenever the Klitschkos pick opponents who punch back, things go pear-shaped for them.
I am infamous for writing fight scenes beat for beat, punch for punch. I can't help it!
People say I don't punch hard, but I say, 'Get in the ring with me and see if it hurts.'
Facts tend to take the punch out of a good hate rant and are therefore left best unsaid.
Any man can take a sucker punch, but if you get slapped, it's other repercussions to that.
Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.
It's MMA - anything can happen. You can throw a punch from one knee, a punch from anywhere.
I'd been in my share of fights but never thrown the first punch, and I'm not quick to anger.
We're a long way away from someone like Willie Pep winning a round without throwing a punch.
The devastating punch we took on September 11th still reverberates throughout American society.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
I'm not stupid. After you just punch me, I'm not gonna be like, 'Alright, let me do that again.'
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.
Average leaders inspire people to punch a time clock. Great leaders inspire industry and passion.
I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.
We got an old saying: I would rather you punch my teeth down my throat than throw a popcorn punch!
At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).
Angulo presents a difficult challenge because he's a fighter who can punch and take a great punch.
I always say my music is like dark blue or black, like a punch to your gut that feels really good.
You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag.