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Puns are a form of humor with words.
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial
I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.
I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.
I'm gonna take this world by storm. Pun unintended.
For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.
For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.
If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
I like the old wisdom--puns, riddles, spells, proverbs.
Obviously I struck gold with Deadwood. No pun intended.
Obviously I struck gold with 'Deadwood.' No pun intended.
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.
I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.
My story's been an open book for a long time, no pun intended.
In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.
Always say no pun intended to draw attention to the intended pun.
I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended.
Always say 'no pun intended' to draw attention to the intended pun.
I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.
Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun.
But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.
A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.
What I'm going for with the string arrangements for my Antarctic symphony is a pun here.
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.
God knows why - no pun intended - but every time I write a song, I feel a need to touch on religion.
You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.
There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended.
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
I had left 'Ragtime' - and 'Ragtime' was a completely different beast, no pun intended, than 'The Lion King'.
I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.
I think baseball - the baseball genre - is this mitt, to use a double pun there, to catch a whole bunch of themes.
I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at the time.
Nowhere else in America is everyone really ready to get outta their minds. No pun intended, like my song. Vegas is that place.
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
Biggie and Big Pun were the best storytellers of the '90s. I would get wrapped up in the narrative of what they were talking about.
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.'
We took Big Pun, a 700-lb Spanish guy, one of the greatest rappers ever, and made him a sex symbol. Women would wait on line to kiss him.
If the leaks continue, we are strong as our weakest link. And I'll say it a little differently in a pun. We're strong as our weakest leak.
John Cusack and I have been friends since childhood, and the fact that we're in so many films together is, no pun intended, serendipitous.
Being a fat kid - FFK, former fat kid - helped round me out, no pun intended. I'm a better adult because I wasn't treated well as a child.
I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.
I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.
The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.