Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Ethernet always wins.
Any noun can be verbed.
Development is maintenance.
When in doubt, leave it out.
Optimization hinders evolution.
When in doubt, use brute force.
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
My laptop has freed me to travel.
Programming is all about numbers.
Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.
Culture is your operating system.
My programming language was solder.
'Programming' is a four-letter word.
I just want things to work properly.
Don't document bad code - rewrite it.
Good software, like wine, takes time.
Never hesitate to ask a lesser person.
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
Programming is an explanatory activity.
I don't like programming. It's tedious.
It is tact that is golden, not silence.
Successful software always gets changed.
A good threat is worth a thousand tests.
Marketing is the obverse of programming.
Software sucks because users demand it to.
Programming is usually taught by examples.
There's not a lot of gay programming on TV.
Perl programming is an *empirical* science!
C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success.
All models are wrong; some models are useful.
Would you rather Test-First, or Debug-Later ?
In the particular is contained the universal.
I started programming Apples in seventh grade.
Experience doesn't necessarily teach anything.
An API that isn't comprehensible isn't usable.
Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.
Though I'll admit readability suffers slightly.
If we can't program it, we can't understand it.
Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders.
Extreme programming is an emotional experience.
Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.
Invention is arrived at by intelligent stumbling.
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Apple likes me, but they strongly prefer my money.
Bugs lurk in corners and congregate at boundaries.
I started programming before even being in school.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
C++ tries to guard against Murphy, not Machiavelli.
It's just programming" "No. It's because I love him
The unavoidable price of reliability is simplicity.