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Be good now, Potty...Weasel King.
J. K. Rowling / Novelist
Kings
Potty
Weasels
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There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.
Patrick Carman / Writer
Librarian
Mouths
Potty
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Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty
Julia Roberts / Actress
Parent
Potty
Triumph
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Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?
Becca Fitzpatrick / Author
Potty
Scotty
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A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.
Janet Evanovich / Writer
Idiot
Potty
Sex
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I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?
David Letterman / Talk Show Host
Potty
Sides
Wall
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There are so many bands I am starting to see: Waterparks, Potty Mouth - they're all garage bands that started in the garage. Kids are loving them.
Benji Madden / Guitarist
Garage
Potty
Mouth
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One thing I've very quickly learned is that if you wake up every morning worrying about what's in the press, you would go completely and utterly potty.
Nick Clegg / Deputy Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom
Morning
Potty
Wake Up
Worry
Morning Wake Up Go
Press
Quickly
Utterly
Wake
Worrying
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A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.
Dav Pilkey / Author
Humor
Book
Feelings
Hot
Missing
Potty
Banana
Feeling
Suppose
Split
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It's very different working with all adults. I have a swear jar so that, if they have a potty mouth, I make them pay. That's what it's like being on set with adults.
Joey King / Actress
Potty
Swear
Jar
Mouth
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I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world.
Warren Mitchell / Actor
Atheist
Capable
Destroying
Fundamentalism
Hate
Potty
Thinking
Jewish
Baptist
Forms
Catholics
Jews
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It pretty much defeats the purpose of bedtime reading if you fall asleep before the kids do. And you tend to wake up with a matchbox stuck on the end of your nose and/or a potty on your head.
Mal Peet / Author
Bedtime
Fall
Potty
Purpose
Reading
Stuck
Wake Up
Asleep
Defeats
Head
Nose
Tend
Wake
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The advantage is I have my family with me all the time. When your daughter takes her first steps or says her first words and your son is going through potty training, I'm not missing any of those things.
Larry Dixon / Dragster Driver
Daughter
Advantage
Missing
Potty
Son
Steps
Training
Time Family Your
Family Time Me
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Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head. "Hurry up before they find out I didn't wet myself. You seriously owe me.
Maggie Stiefvater / Writer
Men
Potty
Shut Up
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Every day I hear from women across the country who have incredible stories but are overwhelmed with their lives, asking me for advice on everything from potty training to organization. None have asked for dancing advice, however.
Kate Gosselin / Television Personality
Overwhelmed
Potty
Women Me Day
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Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids.
Sharon Stone / Actress
Kids
Nerves
Potty
School
Stuff
Thinking
Used
Adult
Ask
Questions
Fed
Rather
Settle
Talked
Trained
Walked
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Washington is like playing the Super Bowl, only there are no timeouts, no potty breaks, and the arena is filled with the media. In government, you have to learn to put yourself second in a big way. But I am a business person at heart. I like to be in charge.
Desiree Rogers / Former White House Social Secretary
Arena
Business Person
Filled
Potty
Super Bowl
Big Way
Bowl
Breaks
Charge
Super
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I allow myself to not feel the need to be some sort of wonder woman. You can't do everything at once and tear your hair out when you miss your baby using a potty for the first time, although my son was obviously very sad that his mum was not there on his big day.
Catherine Zeta-Jones / Actress
Mum
Potty
Wonder
Wonder Woman
Sad Time Myself
Tear
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I was, like, forty at birth. When I wasn't even a year old, I spoke, I was potty trained, I walked and talked. That was it. Then I started school and drove everybody crazy because they realized I had popped out as an adult. I had adult questions and wanted adult answers.
Sharon Stone / Actress
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Crazy
Forty
Potty
School
Years
Adult
Questions
Drove
Realized
Spoke
Talked
Trained
Walked
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