Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Do not fear mistakes.
I am not a politician.
Politicians often lie.
Honey, I forgot to duck
I think all politicians lie.
I'm a recovering politician.
Wit puts politicians at risk.
I'm glad I'm not a politician.
Politicians don't create jobs.
I'm not a polished politician.
People don't like politicians.
I'm a sailor, not a politician.
I don't care about politicians.
Lawyers are natural politicians.
Politicians cannot alter trends.
Politicians are leeches, mostly.
I'm a comedian, not a politician.
I am definitely not a politician.
Please tell me you're Republicans.
Nothing is irreparable in politics.
No politician has a 50-year horizon.
It's a tough job being a politician.
An honest politician is an oxymoron.
Politics is the science of urgencies.
I'm an entertainer, not a politician.
Under every stone lurks a politician.
For my birthday, buy me a politician!
God is a politician; so is the devil.
Never answer a question from a farmer.
Fear is the politicians dance partner.
A great politician has great charisma.
A drop of ink may make a million think.
The Tea Party doesn't like politicians.
Politicians are conservative by nature.
I'm not a politician; I'm a journalist.
Politicians exploit economic illiteracy.
Politics, when I am in it, makes me sick.
Politicians are better liars than writers.
Never give a good politician time to pray.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power.
Nobody is a friend of ours. Let's face it.
I'm an entrepreneur. I'm not a politician.
Politicians never keep all their promises.
You know, a statesman is a dead politician.
The English as a race are not worth saving!
I'm not a politician. I'm a businessperson.
He's an honest politician--he stays bought.
Politicians are fond of criticizing others.
Politicians are not born; they are excreted.
