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I wanted to be a plumber.
I am a plumber. Just a plumber.
My mother hoped I'd be a plumber.
I never planned on being a plumber.
I grew up a plumber's son in Philadelphia.
If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber.
Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?
If you're a plumber, you plumb. I'm an actor. I act.
I am instinctively a network infrastructure plumber.
One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber.
I'm not nearly as significant as Ralph Nader or the local plumber.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
If you're a Christian, and you're a plumber, are you a Christian plumber?
The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.
What did my parents say when I told them I wanted to be an actor? 'Be a plumber.'
Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
If you are a plumber, you can work on a shed, or you can work on a mansion. It's just scale.
I used to tell people my father was a plumber, because that would mean we had a normal life.
There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber.
[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.
A plumber doesn't change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You're a comedian. This is your style.
If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.
There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
Let's say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I'm saying?
My dad was actually my first mentor. Decent man, hard-working man, never missed a day of work plumber.
It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.
Dad, who worked as a plumber, was a quiet and undemanding man who liked to laugh - and he was a very good dancer.
Don't expect Barton Biggs to be offering his market insights on 'Bloomberg News' anytime soon. His plumber, maybe.
I'm technically the utility guy on the field. Whether you need a plumber or an electrician, man, I'm here for you.
My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.
You don't need a college degree to be a good carpenter, welder, plumber, auto mechanic, member of the armed forces, or firefighter.
When you hire a plumber because no hot water is coming out of the kitchen sink faucet, you need to go to the water heater, not the faucet.
My dad was a plumber, and my mom was on and off again, either a stay-at-home mom or working with the disabled as a visiting-nurse assistant.
My mother loves to remind me that about the age of four, I made a somewhat formal announcement that I was going to be a plumber when I grew up.
If you are a plumber, there is an objective way to establish whether you put together a great piping system or not. Art is a bit more slippery than that.
A guy digging ditches or a plumber wiping joints - it solves problems, you know? You have to dig this hole so wide, so long, so deep. You dig it, and that's it.
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
One thing my fans might not know about me is that when I graduated from college I went to work for a plumbing company, and so I was pretty much a full time plumber.
I really see the vocation of politics like I see every vocation - whether its being a reporter or serving in public life or being a plumber - as an extension of ministry.
I really see the vocation of politics like I see every vocation - whether it's being a reporter or serving in public life or being a plumber - as an extension of ministry.
Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me, I was working at a bank and living at home. I didn't move out until I was 29!
I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, 'If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life.'
I was from a poor Jewish family in the South Bronx. My father was a plumber, but when I was 16, he got sick and I had to take over. Being a plumber in the South Bronx wasn't fun.
Whenever someone like a plumber or a mechanic tries to explain something technical to me, I listen for about three seconds before it all just becomes white noise, like Charlie Brown's teacher.
The life of the professional writer - like that of any freelance, whether she be a plumber or a podiatrist - is predicated on willpower. Without it there simply wouldn't be any remuneration, period.
People want to imagine that I have this amazing life. That I never change nappies, unload the dishwasher or have to wait in for the plumber, and that's OK, but the reality is I do do all these things!
With chefs, the problem is we have to be very confident because people are looking at us for that. So pretty soon, you think you're a plumber, you think you're an electrician, you think you're an accountant.