Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.]

Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.

When I was growing up, we had cats, dogs, guinea pigs, rabbits, goats, chickens - a whole menagerie.

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.

One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles.

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that.

Mel Blanc passed away in '89, and they held auditions, and I did my first job [as Porky Pig] in 1990.

Besides the physical strains I realized men can be pigs to women even when it's a man dressed as one.

The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.

I've always loved pigs: the shape of them, the look of them, and the fact that they are so intelligent.

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.

Pigs are dirty, but I will tell you something dirtier: Liars! Untruth always smells like rotten garbage!

Pigs are very intelligent. They're very misunderstood. Yet they're sort of man's unofficial best friend.

A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a stick.

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.

You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig.

I grew up taking care of the pigs. I love this country that, you know, somebody can do something like that.

If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.

More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place - like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.

Pig power in America was infuriating, but pig power in the communist framework was awesome and unaccountable.

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.

The only thing about a man that is a man . . . is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse.

All we want is to be treated like human beings, and not to be patronized, or experimented on like guinea pigs.

Fitz: Shall we get up tomorrow and go looking for a wild pig? Nighteyes: I didn’t lose any wild pigs, did you?

I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse.

[At Conventions] they give me all the photos to sign. Star Wars, Superman. And Hammy the Pig is right up there.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

I hold a mini-New Year's Eve party each year with my son Ronan, and we make pigs in a blanket. They are delicious!

I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I'm pig-headed.

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.

I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig - lots of screams but little wool.

Look, we have long known that birds and pigs are mortal enemies. That's just the way of the world. Birds hate pigs.

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.

It's fun to be amazing, to be the star of the show, to have everyone watching you-even if you have to act like a pig.

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.

He said, "You have pigs in this poem; pigs are not poetic." I got up and walked out of that class and never went back.

I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

Roxy Sorkin, your father just won the Academy Award. I'm going to have to insist on some respect from your guinea pig.

Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.

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