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Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron.
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
No matter what has happened, you're not a pig-boy; you're an Assistant Pig Keeper!
Kings live in Palaces, and Pigs in sties, And youth in Expectation. Youth is wise.
Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust.
When I was a kid, my favorite after-school snack was hominy and pickled pigs feet.
I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G. You literally live like a guinea pig
It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!
Respecting and honoring the pigness of the pig is a foundation for societal health.
When you're given a brilliant child you polish her and let her shine. Pigs in Heaven
Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday.
No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different?
You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
You could weave silk from pig bristles before you could make a man anything but a man.
Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs.
A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.
In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig.
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.
It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.
I adore pigs, and I love eating them and cooking them, and I love using the whole animal.
Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.
Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time.
We're all of us guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.
When all hope is lost, pig-headed refusal to acknowledge reality will always save the day.
Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.
That's the joke about confinement pigs: they taste like whatever sauce you cook them with.
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.
It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.
If pigs could fly, yes, of course I would vote for the Democratic Party, but pigs don't fly.
Are you smarter than a pig, Locke?” “On occasion,” said Locke. “There are contrary opinions.
The fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out.
Even fools say something worthwhile now and again. Even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes.
I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.
I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.
They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming.
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.
I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me.
I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me.
If I had a mind to rent pigs, I'd be mighty upset. A man that likes to rent pigs won't be stopped.
Look, if you're playing Romeo and your Juliet is a pig, you find something you can love about pigs!
If penicillin had been judged by its toxicity to guinea pigs, it might never have been used by man.
Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.