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The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.
Pigs may like honey, but that doesn't stop it being sweet.
I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.
I may be a chauvinist pig of some sort, but I'm no rapist.
I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.
I've been doing Porky Pig for 21 years for Warner Brothers.
Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.
Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
A Judge may be a farmer; but he is not to geld his own pigs.
I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.
Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied.
I think they put some lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.
The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time.
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.
Strangely, it is the pig himself becomes The god inside the car
I learned from a longtime farmer that pigs enjoy soothing music.
If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!
My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a pig.
And thus did an Assistant Pig-Keeper become High King of Prydain.
Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
To produce that identity among young people required guinea pigs.
The Bay of Pigs became a metaphor for feckless folly and failure.
Pigs and cows and chickens and people are all competing for grain.
He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs.
When you wrestle with a pig, he has fun, and you just end up dirty.
If a pig could pray, it would pray for swill. What do you pray for?
I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
My family is usually the first guinea pigs to try out my new recipes.
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed.
When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.
Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor.
Who can't like pigs? They're wonderful creatures! I've always liked pigs.
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.
Guinea pigs are quite difficult to draw, I think, because they're so furry.
I am very proud to be called a pig. It stands for pride, integrity and guts.
Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.
I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.
I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.