I have a pig valve.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

We're kind of a guinea pig generation.

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

I miss being able to pig out sometimes.

For Muslims, as a homosexual, I am less than a pig.

Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

To be accused of ignoring my roots is pig ignorant.

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.

I eat like a pig. Tripe is the only thing I won't eat.

I am a human guinea pig and a professional dilettante.

If I was a pig to work with I would never get asked back.

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.

One day, I hope to have a pot bellied pig and a wombat as pets.

If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.

I used to have a potbelly pig named Terrance. He died of obesity.

I've always been like a guinea pig when it comes to health trends.

On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

When I was a child, I named my rabbit Pancake and my guinea pig Maple Syrup.

I grew up on a pig farm, about 2,500 pigs - we had way more pigs than people.

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

I was working on boats as a teenager, sweating like a pig during a summer job.

I'm obsessed with working out. I eat like a pig, so it kind of makes up for that.

I once read that I had six kids and was a pig farmer. That's not entirely accurate.

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.

In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig.

I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments.

A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.

The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood.

Asking a critic to name his favorite book is like asking a butcher to name his favorite pig.

The fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out.

I grew up on a farm - I know the smell of horse manure. It does smell better than pig manure.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.

They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming.

I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen.

I don't normally look like a twig and I do eat like a pig but the weight has just dropped off me.

All chefs have pictures of food in their phones, stuffed pig's ears and pigs' heads and the like.

I've been told I looked like I swallowed an elephant or a pig, whichever was more fitting that day.

When people are taking something extremely seriously, that's the time to take out the pig's bladder.

I've had a lot of great stuff - spectacular stuff - happen to me. I've got to not be a pig about life.

For me, you can't be a big fat pig up there, slovenly and singing croaky and whatnot. You have to work.

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