I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.

One of the things that made 'American Pie' great was also the sexiness of it.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Everyone has a favourite cake, pastry, pudding or pie from when they were kids.

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

You will not! It's wrong." "What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.

Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?

In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.'

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.

By growing up in Alabama, I had a melting pot of the whole pie: R&B, gospel, country.

The point is to make the pie grow faster and distribute the new growth more equitably.

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere.

I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.

If you want to make a [rhubarb] pie from scratch, first you have to create the universe.

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

'Rather than fighting over a piece of the pie, can we grow the pie?' is really our model.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good.

Someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.

Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful.

I don't enjoy eating humble pie; it never tastes good. But I do appreciate it when it happens.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

I'm pretty proud of my pie crust. I think I've finally learned how to manhandle it just enough.

What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher.

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

When entrepreneurs are free to compete, they grow the pie so that everyone's share gets larger.

Labor is not fighting for a larger slice of the national pie-labor is fighting for a larger pie.

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done

Obviously [Can't Hardly Wait] wasn't in American Pie, which was a movie about some teenage boys.

Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in the income pie, decent government is impossible.

Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen.

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

Riding in another drop, ain't talking Enterprise They try to see me, get diabetes from humble pie

This economic pie that is getting ready to explode before our eyes is going to be shared equally.

Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie's not big enough, make a bigger pie.

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