Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!

Owners need to know, you can't play ball in this heat with your pet.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness.

Ah, well, people can be stupid abou' their pets," said Hagrid wisely.

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

I'm good with machines. I know where to scratch, pet, and tickle them.

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Growing up, I had an insane crush on Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys.

It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked.

You can't see anything properly while your eyes are blurred with tears.

Animals were my pets, and the thought of eating my pets freaked me out.

I have never been a pet lover or really craved the idea of having dogs.

One day, we would like an end to pet shops and the breeding of animals.

Speaking of ways, pet, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract.

My pet hate, with customers, is those that think it's all about wallets.

Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Resentments are like stray dogs,if you don't pet them, they will go away.

I thought that I was a crazy pet owner, but now I realize I'm not so bad.

Wildlife is decreasing in the jungles, but it is increasing in the towns.

Showing cats is addictive. All you need is one rosette and you're hooked.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

If you want to realize yourselves all your pet illusions must be unmasked.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Adam's first domestic pet after the expulsion from Paradise was the serpent.

I am a huge animal lover. I prefer to rescue any of the pets that I have had.

I'm no one's pet, and I intend to be an independent voice in the U.S. Senate.

... one pets what one degrades; and one has to support what one has enfeebled

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

My pets are very supportive, as they curl up in their beds underneath my desk.

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