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I know people think I invented the Victoria sandwich, but I'm really not that old.
When people say, 'I know you. What have I seen you in?' I respond, 'Well, it depends on how old you are.'
As long as cantankerous old people have existed, they have complained that kids nowadays don't seem to know anything.
Probably the only thing that I really don't like about being an old guy is so many of the people who understand what we know are gone.
What we know about super old people who are thriving is that they don't become infirm, they don't get cancer, they don't get Alzheimer's.
You ask people what their ethnicity is, and a lot of Scots-Irish people either don't know or if they know it they just don't acknowledge it. It's not something they really identify with. They're just plain old Americans, plain vanilla. I don't think they are a self-conscious voting bloc.
I collect old portraits. They're all just interesting pictures of people, and you just kind of wonder who they were and what they were. There's a guy - I don't know who he is, but he's wearing a suit. He's got his arms folded, and he looks like he sold insurance or something. I'm just wondering why someone painted him.