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I was never sloppy with other people's money. Only my own. Because I figure, well, you can be.
The Constitution shall never be construed... to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.
Less than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack.
People often think that reporters write their own headlines. In fact, they almost never do. The people who do write headlines are the copy editors who are the front and last lines of quality-checking in a newspaper before it goes to print.