What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.

Didn't anyone tell you that size doesn't matter?" "Yes, but I told him to put his pants back on and go home.

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one.

I love Uniqlo for all the staples, but what I really love are the palazzo pants. They are just so flattering.

My bandmate once pissed his pants when we were playing in Brazil - but we weren't embarrassed, we were proud.

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219

As long as everyone's wearing their own pants." "I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation.

You get ideas across better through listening and the pat-on-the-back method than you do with a kick on the pants.

I've always wanted to live in the '60s and '70s and wear wide pants, knee high boots, and oversized denim jackets.

Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying.

You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana.

Rock stars should be able to tune their own guitars, apply their own eyeliner, and pick out their own leather pants.

Just because it's summertime doesn't mean you can't wear long pants and blazers - just make sure they're breathable.

I know it sounds like I'm playing all these wives and girlfriends, but they're not waiting at home. I wear the pants.

Obviously I have no problem wearing pants in competition, but sometimes we're out here in the summer and it's so hot.

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.

I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants.

The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well... it just blows your pants off!

Needless to say, I would have loved to have been a black belt instead of actually just wearing one to hold up my pants!

I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy.

By the end of the winter, I'm always battling too-tight pants. My solution: Eat lean protein, good grains, and veggies.

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

I can have a job where I get paid to travel around the world in shiny pants. Why would anyone want to do anything else?

In my world, of course, it don't matter. You could be a gangster with a dress, you could be a gangster with baggy pants.

'Pretty' is not the amount of makeup on your face or the shirt you're wearing or the size of your pants - that is false.

A trick for looking taller is to wear a top and pants in the same color family - and to hide heels underneath the pants!

Too many rockers put on the leather pants and shirt first. But if you write good songs, the pants and shirt will follow.

I like some pants; I just don't like jeans very much. Dresses are so much easier because I don't have to think very hard.

When you give your all as an artist, and all people can talk about is what pants you're wearing, it's really frustrating.

I log 250 days a year on the road. I need pants that are versatile, easy to clean, and dry in my hotel room if necessary.

Get yourself a pedometer. It's an inexpensive device that fits in your pocket or clips on your pants and counts your steps.

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about.

...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents.

For a while, I could only wear sweat pants because I was that intermediate size that you're not a small, you're not a large.

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

Your hair doesn't need to be washed every day any more than your black pants have to be dry-cleaned every time you wear them.

Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik Marchand

I have this arsenal of high-waisted wide-leg '70s pants and overalls. They are more roller-disco than Alexander Wang overalls.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

When you get to be a certain age, you want to wear your tops a little longer or pants that are more generous in the back area.

As a kid, I remember wearing a checkered suit and appearing on-stage in the routines worked out by the 'baggy pants' comedians.

Hearing other peoples' interpretations of your lyrics, to me, is just a total kick in the pants. Half the time, they're better.

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

I don't need to be the singer of Nightwish 24/7 when I'm not touring or when I want to go to the supermarket in my comfy pants.

My worst fashion failure was when I wore tight PVC pants, and I had a show in Eugene, Oregon... my pants split down the center.

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